Top 13 reasons you know that Tahsis is a really really really small town by Alice, Jim & Catherine You don't go into a local store to shop, unless you have an extra 1/2 hour to chat as well No-one uses the turn signal on their car, because everyone knows where you are going anyway The whole town takes up less than 2 pages in the phone book All clandescent affairs must be conducted on foot, because everyone knows your car When someone says "See you in a minute", they mean it If you start a rumour at 12:00, someone will call you and repeat it by 1:00 When all of the teenagers in town cruise the strip, it takes 20 seconds and one pickup truck The Tahsis Supermarket is still stocked with 'new' Coke "Smoky and the Bandit" is still considered a 'new' movie at Head Bay Station video rentals If you think everyone is talking about you, they are. If you don't think anyone is talking about you... well, actually, they are The New Year's Baby doesn't show up till April. This year it was a baby Llama. If you go for a walk for the exercise, at least 5 people will stop and ask if you need a ride If you make out a letter addressed only to "Alice + Jim, Tahsis", and mail it in Gold River or Campbell River... we get it in our mailbox the next day.